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BREAKING NEWS!: TACO BELL WEDDINGS ARE OFFICIALLY A THING...

  • BassBurger
  • Feb 14, 2017
  • 2 min read

In a shocking move on the Vegas Strip, the new Taco Bell Cantina has added a wedding package to their menu. Before I get ahead of myself, let me make sure everybody is on the same page:

In 2016, Taco Bell opened their flagship cantina style restaurant on the Vegas strip. Along with a chic interior, the classy version of everyody's favorite drunken late night meal also features a merch shop with surprisingly fashionable shit. The menu features all of the traditional TB staples (chalupas or GTFO) as well as shareable, larger sized appetizers to go with your Baja Blast + vodka.

As if that wasn't enough, the Taco Bell Cantina recently added weddings to their all-night menu.

Your $600 package (which is available as a regular menu item with no advance notice needed) includes the following:

- 12 pack of tacos

- A bouquet made of hot sauce packets

- Cinnabon Wedding Cake

- "Just Married" t-shirts

- Taco Bell garter

- Taco Bell Bow Tie

- Taco Bell champagne flutes

Additionally the officiant to orchestrate the whole thing is included, which is mindblowing. They either have a priest/rabbi/whatever in a retainer/box somewhere in the back of the restaurant or they are getting every employee ordained by the Universal Life Church. Hell of a buy-in by Taco Bell....

But this is exactly why I love Vegas. There is nothing I would like more than to meet the people that are skipping the madness/massive budget of your standard cookie cutter wedding and opting to exchange their vows inside the sacred walls of Taco Bell (a.k.a God's gift to mankind.). I've DJ'd literally hundreds of weddings in my life with all kinds of spreads. When it comes to a meal that I can recall as truly memorable, I really can't give you anything. But Taco Bell? If somebody invited me to their wedding and the main course was a chicken Chalupa, it's game over...best wedding ever.

And if you are using those included champagne flutes to toast with anything besides Baja Blast, you're going straight to hell.

See it for yourself at the Taco Bell Cantina in Vegas, located on the south side of the Planet Hollywood/Miracle Mile.

For more info and a chance to be the 1st couple to swap vows inside of a Taco Bell visit: http://ta.co/loveandtacos


 
 
 

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