FESTIVAL HACK: THE FREEDOM FLASK

Music festivals are typically worth the hundreds upon hundreds of dollars it takes to attend one. But if you're anything like us at BASSburger, you probably hate the ridiculous drink prices found inside the gates at your favorite 3 day fest. A couple of years ago, a video popped up on my Facebook newsfeed advertising a product that would eventually save my friends and I literally thousands of dollars on alcoholic beverages around the world. That product is called.....THE FREEDOM FLASK!

As witness in the video above, the Freedom Flask is essentially a fanny pack made out of a resealable bladder that you wear underneath your pants. Virtually undetectable by minimum wage festival security workers, the Freedom Flask holds 1 liter of your favorite spirit and even includes a nozzle that can easily be strewn through your open zipper. Everybody will think you are just pissing into your cup and drinking it, but who cares! Rather than paying $10-$20 per drink, you are now getting free refills for a good while. Sidenote(s): It's wise to not fill the bladder up to it's complete capacity. We tried it and experienced some minor leakage that basically just led to my penis smelling like vodka all day. Also, unless you are a complete badass that drinks hot straight liquor from your own groin, I recommend maintaining a budget to purchase soda + ice + cup for maximum enjoyment. One final tip: If you are going to the festival as a crew, invest in multiple freedom flasks. You can never have too much for a full day of raging and if one of you gets busted by security, the other folks have you covered. The Freedom Flask is currently out of stock, but be sure to check HERE for more inventory in the (hopefully) near future. I also found this knockoff version that appears to work just as fine.